Feb. 11th, 2004

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This story shows how much the religious right is trying to push its agenda. Hopefully this will provide an opportunity for a really old bad law to be overturned.

Really, vibrators among consenting adults, hello! Stay out of my bedroom unless you're invited and I won't have sex in the middle of your church. Hey! you, American, you better sure as hell send a message to these bozos in November or we're going to have more of this stupidity. I can see it now...

Dateline 12/17/2005 Nowhereville,Texas: There was a hostage situation today in a suburb involving a married couple. The man shouted out the window, "I have sex toys and I'm prepared to use them on this woman if you would please back off." The swat teams were sent in. The man was shot 57 times when he opened the door waving a 12 inch sawed off John Holmes Deluxe Edition. A large cache of sex toys were discovered, along with condoms, lubes, and safe sex pamphlets. The woman was accidently killed in the crossfire.

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