oh, can I sleep for two days

Today I was on the schedule at work to do the easiest task, for the first three hours. That lasted until about five minutes before the shift started. They thought up a task that combined the worst attributes of the two most physical tasks and made it an "experiment." Instead of doing the easy task I was experimented on for three hours. My arms ache in a most unpleasant way.

Please, please, please, don't let them mess with the schedule on Sunday night. I'm on the easy task again.

At lunch break the machine wouldn't take my bill so I was left on a water only diet. I had brought leftover Patak's vindaloo for lunch, but I deemed it unwise to eat vindaloo when you're already dehydrated and have nothing to stop the burning but water. Now I'm consuming liquids and contemplating a nice bath. Must get rid of this dehydration headache.

Must go visit some accountants this morning. April 2nd, I wonder which is more appropriate, donuts, chocolates, or just throwing a large chunk of raw meat toward each office.