Sep. 27th, 2009

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As I was sitting in the chair at the dentist's office the other day getting my teeth cleaned, I thought, "This could be really good if I was a true masochist." Do real dyed in the wool masochists get wood when they see the dental hygenist? Do they intentionally skip brushing to make it worse (err, better)?

Just think of the erotic potential this one twisted kink would provide. Do they volunteer to do other people's taxes? What would they do for work, with so many ideal fields. For people who like being humiliated almost any retail or customer service job is perfect, but masochists would have to have something more physical. In warm climes, perhaps roofer would the thing. In coastal areas, lobsterman would probably be perfect.

Oh, and just think, as you get older, more stuff hurts. Just getting out of bed on a damp morning could become an erotic adventure. For those lucky masochists with arthritis, every movement could become a grinding bit of delight. Just imagine the possibilities!

Meanwhile, dental care is, for me, a necessary evil during which I try to think of anything that will distract me from the requisite 40 minutes of torture.

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