Oct. 20th, 2020

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Press: There is a new iPhone out.

Reality: Covid cases spiking all over the place. Proxy war between Russia and Turkey. A teacher decapitated. Chaos and curfew in Lagos. Let's not mention Belarus. Russian hacking of everything and everyone. Dot. Dot. Dot. Dot.

Press: What we love about the new iPhone.

Who gives a flying fornication!? In order to talk on the iPhone you'll need to stick it where your head is, so why don't you just do that?

Sorry, I just don't care that a corporate behemoth is flogging yet another device no one really needs. If I were in charge of such a corporation I might have the good sense not to launch in the middle of this faeces show, but I suppose it just had to be "out for Christmas".

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