When I said let me see your bag I didn't mean that.

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Hey derien did this story go around work yet?

It was in Minneapolis which prompts to two thoughts: He must not have been a native, because it would take incredibly severe snappage for one of those Lutherans to drop trow in rage in public. Considering some of the delays encountered in that airport and the overbooking it's surprising more people haven't done it.

I wonder what the guy would have done if the screener fell on the floor with laughter and said, "well, that definitely isn't a weapon. I wouldn't even call it a tool really."