Completely unrelated to the rest of the post, I liked that movie. "Flirting" I mean. It was cute and sweet and just generally candy. Speaking of candy: Thandie Newton. Nuff said.

I realize I've been seriously deficient in my flirting. Life is too short not to flirt with all you lovely people. I apologize for my failure. Mea Culpa, mea culpa. At this point I'm so out of practice I'm not sure I could ply mollyrazor with innuendos (but I'd try).

"I said, 'Hi',
She said, 'Fuck off!'
She called me a folkie,
She called me soft." -- Adam Brodksy