politics at work

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Conversation at work:

Me: "Hey, S. you missed afternoon break!"
S: "Oh, did I?"
Me: "Yeah, L was talking politics."
S: "I didn't miss break then."
Me: "Oh, he was in rare form."
S: "*groan*"
Me: "You know, listening to him talk politics is like masturbating with sandpaper..."
Me: "Fucking painful."