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The whole presidential pretzel thing just provides too much material.

The difference between Bush and Clinton? Clinton had problems with other people swallowing.

Do you suppose Osama is cursing a faulty pretzel plan?

Remember that movie ad from the mid-90's, "chew, chew, chew, good food is good for you."

What was he really watching by himself that got him so excited he choked? Did he find that secret tape that fell under the oval office desk, the one of Hillary in leather flogging Bill

I knew someday there had to be justice for uttering the phrase "evil one".

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