Paris cancels engagement with Paris

I must be slipping even further in my celebrity knowledge than I realized. There was a Paris/Paris engagement? That's way to easy to make fun of I shouldn't have missed it. Well, apparently now they are simply a business arrangement. Obviously Paris H. is young, she doesn't realize that's what most marriages are.

Hey Paris, just to celebrate why don't you have a burger or ten. I mean the other day Susan Sto Helit mistook you for her grandfather.