hygiene rant
Mar. 6th, 2004 03:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eorI understand that different people have different levels of sensitivity, different grooming habits, and different body smells. There are some people who have health problems that affect their body odor. But when you are in the grocery store at 11am and standing six feet away from you causes my eyes to water, it's time to bathe. Thank you, oh so very much for being so odiferous that I had to change my cloths when I got home to get rid of the smell.
Oh, while I'm on about odors, if you notice people coughing and sneezing when their half an aisle away in the grocery, perhaps you should cut back a bit on the cheap cigars. They are going to ****ing kill you. That may be your choice, but the rest of the city didn't sign up for it. Did you roll around in your ashtray before you came in?
In a completely unrelated bit of info. The guy upstairs has a way cute girlfriend. She's a dead ringer for Maria De Medeiros in "Henry & June." Like, yum. He was talking about the whole "borrow a cup of flour" routine and how it's just the way neighbors should be. I couldn't help but think, "Hi, I just popped up for a minute to ask if I could borrow your girlfriend. Don't worry, I'll bring her back. Oh, thanks."
Oh, while I'm on about odors, if you notice people coughing and sneezing when their half an aisle away in the grocery, perhaps you should cut back a bit on the cheap cigars. They are going to ****ing kill you. That may be your choice, but the rest of the city didn't sign up for it. Did you roll around in your ashtray before you came in?
In a completely unrelated bit of info. The guy upstairs has a way cute girlfriend. She's a dead ringer for Maria De Medeiros in "Henry & June." Like, yum. He was talking about the whole "borrow a cup of flour" routine and how it's just the way neighbors should be. I couldn't help but think, "Hi, I just popped up for a minute to ask if I could borrow your girlfriend. Don't worry, I'll bring her back. Oh, thanks."
