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Apr. 30th, 2005 03:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eor600 hundred wedding guests, 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen. You know you've overdone it when the bride bolts. It's good that she was simply driven insane by wedding plans and not kidnapped or murdered.
Here's a poll: (I'm not a paid member so I don't have the poll thingy, you'll have to be primitive)
If your spouse to be bolted with 5 days to go to the wedding, causing a statewide search and nationwide alert would you:
A) Reschedule for next weekend.
B) Serve the catered food to the search crews and bloodhounds.
C) Try to find a very obscure rock to crawl under.
D) Other _______________
If your wedding suddenly somehow ballooned into an event involving a small city of people and more players than both teams at a baseball game would you:
A) Shake everyone's hand at the greeting line and get all the thank you notes out on time
B) Blame the in-laws
C) Get an engineering firm to review the design of the cake.
D) Wake up in a cold sweat, screaming and say to yourself, "it's only a dream."
E) Bolt to New Mexico with no money, no plan, and no clue in a blind panic.
F) Other____________
Here's a poll: (I'm not a paid member so I don't have the poll thingy, you'll have to be primitive)
If your spouse to be bolted with 5 days to go to the wedding, causing a statewide search and nationwide alert would you:
A) Reschedule for next weekend.
B) Serve the catered food to the search crews and bloodhounds.
C) Try to find a very obscure rock to crawl under.
D) Other _______________
If your wedding suddenly somehow ballooned into an event involving a small city of people and more players than both teams at a baseball game would you:
A) Shake everyone's hand at the greeting line and get all the thank you notes out on time
B) Blame the in-laws
C) Get an engineering firm to review the design of the cake.
D) Wake up in a cold sweat, screaming and say to yourself, "it's only a dream."
E) Bolt to New Mexico with no money, no plan, and no clue in a blind panic.
F) Other____________
