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My apologies to Prince, my apologies to most of y'all. I am not a slasher. I just play one to tease the fangirls.

For tootsiemuppet:

Big Manly Valet (sung to the tune of Raspberry Beret)

1 2 1 2 3

Yeah

I was having quite a time with a friend of mine
Bingo was bothering me
He came over 'fore nine now several times
my mornings must be leisurely

See I was tired from some private entertaining
I'd done the night before
I need to recover, to recover,
then entertain some more, much more

I've got a
Big Manly Valet
The kind of guy u would just die 4
Big Manly Valet
Having a girl would simply be a bore
Big Manly Valet
He is no butler

Built like he was
He had the nerve 2 ask me
If I needed him 2 do any more

Come, my dear
by my sigh you just know what I like
And I ah don't know
how I got along before

I said wow, oh, Jeeves I have never felt so gay
As something in my trousers he fixed

I'm not 2 bright
But I could tell when he kissed me
He knew how 2 give his licks

He was a
Big manly valet
The kind of guy u would just die 4
Big manly valet
And when we get home, we'll roll around on the floor
Big manly valet
He is no butler

Listen
I say this cove, he is a sadist
But though I yell
I think I'll beg him 2 do it all again

He didn't miss a stroke
until the cane it broke
leaving burning fire on my rear end

(Big manly valet)
The kind of guy (the kind of guy)
The kind of guy (you would just die 4)
oh oh oh
(Big manly valet)
(and when we get home)
where have the big manly men gone? (we'll roll around on the floor)
Yeah (big manly valet)

He is no... He is no...He is no butler.

(Big manly valet)
oh oh oh
oh oh oh (the kind of guy)
(you would just die 4)
(Big manly valet)
Tell me
where have the big manly men gone? (And when we get home)
(we'll roll around on the floor)
(Big manly valet)