for the next two days...

...I will be flat on my ass. Well, almost, I have to walk down to the pharmacy in a few minutes. But after that my feet are purely decorative. And very decorative they are. You see, today when I went to the podiatrist and he looked at my toes he said, "what are you doing this weekend?" I boggled and he explained that he could do the operation today and I could spend the weekend recovering.

( cut for length and medical squick )

Now my two big toes look like they're ready for the lead role in "The Mummy" and I'm off to get drugs. Later, if you want me, I'll be playing Civilization ruling the world.