I'm so goth my toner is black

Some links I came upon today while waiting for the printer to finish printing. 750 brochures, I had lots of time.

Goth Primer I suppose if it's goth primer it would have to be flat black wouldn't it?

Insta Goth

How to Dance Gothic

Don't you wish you could just sit around all day like me, reading web pages and not getting paid? Oh, wait, anyone can do that, it's usually called being unemployed and insolvent.

Maybe I can find an organ that's not damaged and sell it on the black market. Let's see:
brain (damaged),
heart (broken),
eyes (got a bit of a problem their lately and they only see about 3 feet on their best days).
gall bladder, yeah, people tell me I've got a lot of gall
liver, can't be much mileage left on that
bone marrow, possible
kidney, one of the few redundant systems, makes me wonder if they are prone to failure and that's why two were included.

I've got 6000 songs on my mp3 system and the random select keeps picking Shonen Knife's "Elmer Elevator" at least once every 8 hours. I'll have to look at that algorithm and find out why. Perhaps the machine just has a Japanese girl fetish.