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Oh, sunshine! No wait, it's not actually sunshine. It just hasn't rained for long enough that most of the ground is dry. *Dashes out while there is still a marginal amount of dryness and daylight* If you need me I'll be underneath the van. If I don't come back in a few days the relationship became too close and intimate and rather startlingly smothering.

ETA: Mission semi accomplished. One side is done with the exception of final tightening of one of the bolts, for which I need another 22mm socket. It would have been a 15 minute job with proper tools and location. Without proper tools and location it took an hour and a half, but it went fairly smoothly, profanity was minimal. The other side will have to wait for the next dry day.

the unmitigated freakshow

( Some people just don't belong. )

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"Would you please ignore
that you found me on the floor
trying on your camisole" -- BNL "Alcohol"

Okay, mental capacity is totally gone now. We are now listening to The Bloodhound Gang. If you don't know which song, you simply haven't played this game long enough.

The rest of the evening is bound to continue to degenerate.

"I'd let you watch,
I would invite you,
but the queens we use,
would not excite you."